paolini stinks, here's proof!:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/eragon/
and to you few people who actulaly read this blog, please post anything you know about, and especialy angry criticisms of the band "mcfly" because they are evil incarnate.
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Confutatis maledictis, voca me cum benedictis
About Me
- Bob son of Bob
- WI, United States
- How to explain...remember that bad dream you had a while ago? remember that horrible unseen thing that chased you through the streets while nobody answered your screams for help or your banging at the door? that was me.
23 comments:
i read occasionally...
that really stinks.
Im afraid to see the movie now. :(
I dont want to be disapointed because I had such high hopes
*sigh*
hi there. i'm alive!!!!!!!! i know, i know, how desperate can you get, but hey. from what you have told me, eragon sucks. i have not met one intelligent person who likes it. well, be seeing you, and please talk to me. i'm incredibly distractable, and you provide a major distraction from life and homework. so ty and bye.
p.s. i think you hate paolini too much. i mean, why waste your time hating paolini when you could be hating someone or something ten times as interesting?
okay. now i hate mcfly. they are a bunch of wimpy beatles wannabes! not that i know that much about them, i just know they really like the beatles, obviously, since they've done, like, a lot of their songs........ as long as they don't try anything with the Prisoner or star trek (particularly Spock) i'm okay with them, though. bye bye see you later.
wow, I't been about 12 hours and I have 4 comments!
"ghasp."
I beieve mcfly is spanish-inquisitioning music. they do one of their horrible songs and then say "Confess! Confess!" and then sit it (music) in the comfy chair. Bob is going to see the horribleness tomorrow, so I'll have to blow off steam here and give all of you the extreme pleasure of reading my latest Paolini rants.
did you even read my other comments? the ones on the entry with 41 comments? please talk to me about that. and make ethan email me back. he says you never did.
okay. (deep breath) i just kind of sort of created a blog. as an experiment. I am so freaked out now. what if r.e. finds out? he'll tell on me for sure. Protect me from the curse of Klaris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA. just to prove my superiority, i finally figured it out. i'll use the same password as my password for another internet service i use!!!!!!! now that's true genius, doncha think? check out my blog
one more thing to all you people out there who for some reason read my ramblings. Bob found a very fun download the other day. it's called Pivot, and it takes up almost no space on the harddrive, unless you have a very slow computer.
so basicly it's a stick figure animation game, and a very good one for free. so if you have a mind, unleash your inner animator!
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13270
or go to i-am-bored.com and under search type in "animator and it'll be the 4th thing there. VERY FUN!!
I CAN'T ACCESS MY BLOG ANYMORE!!!!!!! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! i can't even leave a comment for you under anonymous b/c i apparently set it for 'no anonymous comments' or something and i wanna talk to you and i CAN'T because this STUPID THING won't let me!!!! what i was going to say was, my email to Ethan was accidentally re-routed to his spam folder. that's why he's been slow in getting it to you. other thing: i never have any caffeine at all, that's why it's so weird that i'm like this, b/c it'd be normal if i did have a lot of caffeine in my system bye
actually it's okay. i got on alright. i should stop freaking out!!!!! gtg bye
I've never heard of Mcfly.
What kind of music do they do, and do they have a myspace so I may join in your hate?
i just wrote this whole thing about the chemical whatchamacallit of caffeine. then i lost it, because apparently i signed in the 'old way' and it didn't accept it. sad sad. well, please talk to me. see ya.
NO CAFFINE?!?! are you crazy! it's like the meaning of life! sad day in bobland when there is someone who has no caffine.
Obviously, aiden, you don't have much exposure to 11 year old girls (grr), because if you did you would know within five minutes about mcfly. they're like the new British version of NSYNC and they stink even worse. I don't think they have a myspace, but the "official website" is the first 2 things when you google "mcfly".
oops! Bob stands corrected! there is a myspace.http://www.myspace.com/mcfly
so notice the bad, uneven guitar chords, the whining singing, the utter boy-bandish look, and don't go on any of their music videos, they have inaproprite nastyness in them, or so i've been told. they claim to be somewhat punk, but dont believe their lies, they're a boyband. they are the kind of neck tattoo punk that real punk rockers spit on.
also, one more eragon link, and then I swear I'll stop, just one more hit...
http://anti-shurtugal.com/lorddementor.htm
Nope, no caffeine whatsoever, unless I get soda. Anyway, email me. You're getting my email address from Ethan, I assume. See ya.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I know who you're talking about. This girl on myspace added me, and she LOVES Mcfly. I never bothered looking them up, so I had no idea what they were about.
But, I want to know why YOU know about Mcfly...
well...
*bob slackens back in seat in mountain manish way and loosens belt*
many of bob's friends live in or around this TINY town (unincorperated, blink and you miss it, less than a mile long and the only buisness is an old antique shop) and in that tiny town everybody knows everybody. so therefore all of my friends are known and pertered by a bunch of annoying younger girls, the kind who are instantly in love with boybands, ie mcfly. and because of all this bob is exposed though the annoying people and the complaining of his friends to the Evil Band from Hell. and after a particularly long rant from one of Bob's short friends he decided "what the bugger, Bob will look them up" and so he did. and they suck.
Well, I must go and look them up now too.
Myspace....away!!!
myspace.com/mcfly, Bob thinks.
I found them, have not listened yet, but I found them.
I love myspace...it ruined my life.
Kind of.
teehee?
teehee. so there.
Myspace *does* ruin lives, you know.
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