Saturday, December 23, 2006

Evangelical Rant #583: To The Movies!

As you, my three-four person audience knows, Bob keeps many Evangelical freinds from his Calvery Chapel years, (ugh) and when the opertunity came along to see them and get a free movie i bit. One of Bob's friends called and invited himself and his brother to a movie called "facing the giants" or something close to that. appearently it was not produced by any good companies because it was "too christian" but more likely because of the bad acting. well, that's not completely true, it probably did have something to do with the fact that there was constant praying and preaching. it actualy was a fairly good one for those stupid happy clap trap bs evangelical films. there was a lot of focus on praying, which was good because its something that is fairly neutral for denomonartions.
my favorite thing though was all the mentions of justification in it. meaning the one sentence: "god sent his son to die for you so you could live for him." which is way underplaying it and actualy makes no sense at all. stinking fundies. and why do they ALL look like they just came from the trans-syberian orchestra band practice? I don't think there is one head there (at least one that wasn't going bald) that was not covered with about ten inches of hair! it's like having sixty or so Cousin Its in one place. After the movie we all wandered out ot the lobby and had drank enough caffine to keep us going for a few hours. while there i was amazed at how many "bless you brother"s went on there. it was kind of like watching a whole bunch of monks get high and then greet each other. bloody fundies.
so that's it for my exposure to other humans for the month, back to that horrible denish tomblike cave i call my room until...i die.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

merry christmas

Bob son of Bob said...

oh, yes, and to all you poor souls who read this MERRY CHRISTMAS and, i suppose, if you must, (sigh) happy holidays.

EH said...

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........ i just wrote this whole long thing and then i lost it. darn everything. you should read my blog.... oh man. okay, i think i'm gonna go now bye

EH said...

hey, you know what you should do? you should go to youtube.com and search 'white and nerdy music video'. and then watch it, it's HILARIOUS in the extreme. i've just watched it three times in a row and i'm still laughing. most of my friends have at least one of the nerdy interests mentioned..... it's kind of funny. wait, no 'kind of' about it. it is VERY VERY funny. bye now.