Ya know the divine comedy? NOT FUNNY!!!

WARNING: if you like poodles or have known a poodle that came to a tragic end, skip the first paragraph.
Greetings Bob's public! Now that I'm back you can stop that whole "weeping and nashing of teeth" thing. first thing's first. poodles. I hate poodles. I am also not a big fan of french. so french poodles are the most vile of evil things, excluding Tom Cruise. Bob came up with a theory a while ago, concerning fluffy dogs and confette. one day while riding in a car, some bloody poodle came walking allong, half in la-la land across the street, forcing the driver to hit the breaks. stupid poodles. So after we had all mentaly cursed out the poodle, my smelly, er, brother and I came up with a theory. poodles, if hit by a car, do not go splat, they go puff. not crunch, not crack, not splat, but puff. you see as poodles are like the most extreme vally girls this world has ever known, they are filled not with blood, gutts, bones nad organs, but with a sparkley confette-like substance. My friend's parents recently got an annoying, dirty, needy little french poodle, and we have a routine. As soon as the poodle comes into the room one of us points and shouts, to quote Hamlet: "how now, a rat!" and when it runs away: "dead for a ducket, dead!" in conclusion; stupid poodles.
This next subject is a depressing one, so I'll try to make it quick. modern day Nazism. in my small part of the midwest, there is schedueled to be a "Nazi march" soon. I'd tell you exactly how I feel about this, but heaviest of heavy metal rockers would be offended. I don't know whether these people are ignorant or just cruel, but I bloody well want to do something. somebombs would be fun, swastica burning, make hundreds of photo comies of holocost victems and throw them at the buggers, simply up yours-ing them as they go by. (the first two I have no real intention of doing, the others however...) I know that angry, rage seething ramblings are no fun so I'll finninsh this up. to all you bloody Nazies out there, UP YOURS and enjoy your stay in hell.
Finaly we come ot the last of my insane ravings, "classic books." now some of these are great, like Beowolf, or Kidnapped (it's set in Scotland during the revolution, how can it be bad?) but some annoy me. Walden, Silence of the Lambs, and most of all Dante's Inferno. Walden, this I have not read, but I will have to read it and from what I hear, it's like an entire book written about sitting on a rocking chair on the porch. now had it been written by Hemmingway, the old fart sitting on the porch would be drunk and homocidal. that's much more fun. And then there's Inferno. Dante's theology is messed up, Martin Luther an every single great theologen all through time is rolling over in his/her grave. But there is also quite a bit to be said for Dante, the writing's cool and some of the things that happen are more origional than anything you would read today. and so in conclusion I reviewed four great books for your convenience.
Dante's Divine Comedy: not funny.
Walden: activity is overrated.
Harry Potter: overrated.
Silence of the Lambs: "shut up lambs!"

"people who don't go to bed don't get to eat their own cheese."
--my mother