Thursday, February 01, 2007

honey, will you be my sappy gift-oriented money-for-love holiday?

Ooookay! Bob has been looking forward to this for a very long time. because in case you three or four people who read this don't know, Bob despises Valentines Day. it's completely useless, i mean, nobody should have to "prove their love" one one particular day. if your boyfriend/girlfriend happens to forget the day, then maybe they have ADD! maybe they don't have a good left-brain. too bad. and also, as all my friends in the Anti-Valentines Day circut will tell you, it hurts not to have a girlfriend. personaly, I don't care, i just put any time or energy worrying or caring about that into my aim when i put a high-powered 30-30 tracer round through a heart-shaped box, then blow it to pieces with a 12 gague and finaly light what's left on fire. realy, i don't care, but i have compassion for those poor bald shmoes who sit there with the razor blade in front of them every Feb 14. what're they supposed to do? go out with their invisible friend? NO! they sit and are depressed. That's where i come in with my Santa of V-day thing. i hand out firecrackers and heart-shaped boxes to all the good little losers and shmucks.
Valentines day, as you should know, is overrated. it is a reason to get idiots to buy stuff, and for the rich to get richer. S I boycot Valentines day and attend as many Anti-ValDy things as possible, in person or online.

finaly, i have yet another link
WARNING!!! SOME OF THESE ARE NOT VERY NICE, IN FACT THEY ARE DECIDEDLY VULGAR!!! but many of them are good and extremely funny. so if you're sensitive to that thing don't click because if you're sensative to that sort of thing you probably wouldn't like the good ones anyway.

http://meish.org/vd/

also, Bob makes movie! (or at least youtube video). Bob (the one lighting the fires, in green/black coat and funky gloves) and friend torture and kill plastic heart formerly full of chocolates. it is an act of anti-VD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMwarr-oxBA

"I must admit in spite of this even I couldn't find much to like about Bob."
--Mostly Bob by Tom Corwin

105 comments:

EH said...

okay...... i never really thought about it that way. i mean, i never had a boyfriend. ever. well, you know me, so you know that i'm a. 'weird' b. 'unattractive' c. really REALLY insecure. except it never shows up when i'm with you, b/c you make me feel so good.... that's what i like about you. you aren't exactly the nicest or smartest or most mature person ever, but you have a strong personality and you use it to make other people feel good. well, to make your friends feel good, anyway.... so, i never really thought about Valentine's Day as a celebration of romantic love. because for me, it never was. you just make silly heart-shaped cards saying 'i love you' for your family members, eat a lot of cute pink food at school, buy singing valentines for your friends just to embarrass them..... all that fun stuff. and because my way of celebrating valentines day (i.e. not really celebrating it at all) is just as acceptable as the romantic way, i don't really mind Feb. 14. i do, however, think it would be fun to blow up heart-shaped boxes, etc. do we have a date? (KIDDING!!! seriously kidding...i love you, but not that way) so yeah. 'do you know what cyrrhosis of the liver is?'
Chico: sure.... so roses are red
so violets are blue
so sugar is sweet
so so are you

goodbye. have fun hating Valentine's Day! have fun burning things WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrr............ (angry dog noises) MORTAL PEEP FIGHT!!!!!! (i loved that)

Bob son of Bob said...

awe shucks...
*Bob looks at shoes in very Lutheran way*
i'm not that mature or anyhting like that, but i care a lot about my friends, even if i do tease them a little.
i think i depress my mom a little when i rant against valentines day, because for some reason she realy likes it. it is times like these when i'm absolutely sure there was some sort of mix-up in the hospital and my real mother and father hunt, fish, drive motorcycles and hate valentines day. so i have to make her a card to keep her happy every year. i might send some valentines to my (probably male) friends and sign them from REALY unatractive people, just to annoy them. i might be able to go a to an anti-valdy thing at a library not too far away this year, if they're having it again.
just so you won't miss out on anything, if i have the oppertunity to put a few rounds through some hearts i'll post it on youtube and you can feel like you're right there...though it's looking like less of a possibility.

nice marx quote there!

EH said...

Please don't use anyone's name as part of a joke. Especially someone 'unattractive' who is probably sensitive to such things and would feel that she was being used. I'm saying this because I know what it feels like. And I know you wouldn't do it to me. People can't help the way they look. And Jesus said "Whatever you did for the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me." So, yeah. Now that that's over........ I think I have to say it too. Aw shucks. Thanks. You are really nice, and a great friend, and awwww..... anything I say after this will be either really mushy or else just really repetitive, so... I bid you good day.

Emily said...

Well I hate Valentines day too. The part of it that hallmark took over and then all the jewelry stores follwed suit. "Buy you're girlfriend/wife/whatever a $50,000,000,000 set of earings or she'll HATE YOU FOREVER."

(ahem)

But I think its good to remember your love for family and friends. it doesnt necessarily have to be a mushy day of love, it can be fun and silly too.
I personally like it cuz I get candy and stuff from my grandparents and sometimes get those really good Peeps hearts. :P I don't have a boyfriend or anything but I can enjoy valentines day with my family. We never do much but its fun to send some valentines to a couple people or something...

PLUS my birthday is the day before valentines day :P


I think shooting some hearts sounds like fun though too... ;)

Bob son of Bob said...

not physicly unattractive, i'm not THAT heartless, just someone i happen to know said friend despises.

yeah, the candy is good i must admit. maybe i'll have to exorcise it of the evil spirits of Valentines Day first ;)

EH said...

uh-huh. shoulda known. you're nice! wow, i think i just figured that out..... guess i'm just dumb like that. oh my gosh, you're nice!! AAAAAAACK!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!!!!!!!! and all that stuff. ((Zeke))

Anonymous said...

i'll be gone all weekend. if i hurt your feelings i'm sorry. yeah. bye.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I only pay attention to V-day because of Saint Valentine, who for some reason, every year, always manages to steal my heart.
It ends up broken at the end of the day, but I love reading about him all the same.

Him and the sick and twisted mind of Jim Jones. How any one can have the lives of so many people in their hand, and then have them all kill themselves and each other is just mind blowing.

So Bob, on this V-day, I say rebel and read about one of the most feared and insane men on the 70's, Jim Jones and his People's Temple.
And if you already know about him, then I commend you and being able to stomach it.

Nat said...

Hmm. May I ask what the connection is between St. Valentine and Jim Jones?

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

There isn't one.
I just think both stories are fascinating.

Bob son of Bob said...

well i'm slightly disturbed.

Bob son of Bob said...

well i'm slightly disturbed.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

By who? Me? Jim Jones?
Because if it's Jim Jones, you should be.
I'd be worried if a person was not disturbed by that story.

Bob son of Bob said...

oh yeah, you.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

Ha ha. Funny.
I'm not weird.

Anonymous said...

um, hi. i'm back. yay. w/e. blah blah blah blah blah. bye.

Bob son of Bob said...

of course you're not, you're just slightly confusing.

eh, nice to have you back.

btw people, look at the end of my post, i found an inspirational quote and just had to edit it in.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I like the quote.

Yes. Confusing, but not weird.
And definitely not and alien.

(unless you remember Invader Zim, you won't know what I'm talking about so don't worry.)

Bob son of Bob said...

oh yes, Zim's a must-know for nerds. Bob gets it.

nice to talk to you people, it is currently about -10 where bob is and he can't realy go outside or anywhere so you're my contact with the world outside my annoyingly tiny room. stupid stinking weather man.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I. Love. Invader. Zim.
I should take pictures of all of my Invader Zim stuff so there is proof of just how much I love that show.

It is 9 degrees outside here.
And I went out in it.
I don't see what the big deal is. I mean, if you don't have a car, and you have to walk yeah. But it's seriously not that bad unless the wind blows in your face.

Bob son of Bob said...

that's 19 or 20 degree difference, pluss my parents are nutts about me doing...anything. "don't go outside! you'll catch a cold and die!" kind of thing. my brother and i have been restricted to our town of Nowhereville so there's not much to do until tuesday or wednesday when it begins to warm up. so i drink a whole tin of coffee mix and blog all day, and occasionaly preform experiments on my brother.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

Sounds like fun.

I on the other hand, braved the cold to go to the mall (kill me now I hated going, which is shocking because I love the mall) to get tickets to see Kill Hannah.
I get there and find out the so called "convenience" charge is $5.50, on top of the tickets already costing 22.00. I only had $25!
$#@^%$*^%$#!!!!!!!!!!
The woman at the counter was a bitch and I hate her.
And did you know that they close ticket master an hour and a half before the store closes?

Moral, stay away from bitchy old woman at ticket master.

Anonymous said...

ooh..... shopping! i am not a normal teenage girl. i hate shopping. hate hate hate shopping. but i do it anyway when i need clothes. yeah yeah yeah... i love the Beatles. i love lots of things. see y'all. bye.

Bob son of Bob said...

not much of a shopping person accpet for the things i like, ie CDs (not so much beatles) and deer rifles.
and wait a second, didn't you just see them about two weeks ago?
*bob considers, decides not to think about it and shakes head vigurously to clear it*

sorry about the lady, you sound a little like my mom (no offense) who is constantly battling it out with the nurses at the local doctor's office. it's actualy quite fun to listen in.
mom: "why can't you fax it?"
nurse: "(something i can't hear)"
mom: "WELL WHEN DOES SHE GET OFF BREAK?"
nurse: "(same as last time)"
mom: "what do you mean you don't know?"
nurse: "(you know)"
mom: "that's it, i'm switching doctors. what's that? you faxed it?"

i've had my own encounters with this lady, and she sounds amazingly like your Evil Counter Lady.

got to go, my caffine buzz is wearing off...

Anonymous said...

didn't WHO see WHAT around two weeks ago?! honestly.... we got the day off from school!!!!!!!! but i have stuff to work on anyway. darn. so see you later..... cough syrup tastes nasty. just to let you know.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

If you are talking to me about seeing Kill Hannah two weeks ago, then yes. I did. And when they come back again, I will go and see that show as well.

I just don't like having my person attacked in public.
It annoys me and I feel I need to defend myself.
Or at least make the attacker feel very small.

I don't much like shopping either.
I had to go clothes shopping not too long ago, because I had been putting it off.
I hate going with my mother, so I had to drag a friend of mine with me.
Needless to say she had more fun than I did. But the trip was quite pleasant without the mother figure picking our horrendous outfits one would never wear.

I like cd, shoe, and makeup shopping.

Anonymous said...

shoes?! ugh. makeup?...... i have plenty, practically none of which i use. clothes... again ugh. cds... YES!!! I LOVE BUYING CDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! and buying presents for other people. but i do love cd shopping, even though i don't do it very often.

Anonymous said...

speaking of makeup..... have you ever purposely painted your face orange? i did once, with orange paint. and there's this stuff that looks like gray goop that reacts with your skin to make it a shade darker.... and my mother bought some for herself, only her skin is darker than mine (well, duh) and there's different kinds of gray goop for different skin tones and i tried it and my skin looked orange. it was yucky to the max. wow, that was irrelevant. there's lotsarelephants in the zoo..... guess that's more of a joke you have to hear. Duck Soup. bye bye.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I love makeup. I don't know what I'd do without black eyeliner.
I know that sounds really stuck up, girly, and very high maintenance, but I love black eyeliner.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I love makeup. I don't know what I'd do without black eyeliner.
I know that sounds really stuck up, girly, and very high maintenance, but I love black eyeliner.

Anonymous said...

black eyeliner... never used it. too much can be bad. not that you use too much, i mean, i wouldn't know, having never met you. i only put on makeup when i feel i need to 'start my life over' so to speak. and then i curl my eyelashes and put on mascara. which is very minimalistic, i know, but i couldn't deal with anything more. i'd be so self-conscious! *EH speaks with a self-conscious smirk on her makeup-less face* could you tell i was a girl? i mean, from reading my comments and stuff? just wondering.... and btw, aiden, bob, what the heck is Invader Zim? and i AM a complete geek, just not a geek geek, sondern ein Trek geek.... i love TOS. and don't even get me started on the subject of Spock, b/c that will get Zeke started on the subject of Spock and everything the human race has accomplished will start deteriorating at an extremely rapid rate.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I don't think there is such thing as too much black eye makeup.
My blog has a pic of me with black eye makeup on.
It just goes to show how much I love it.

Yeah. I kinda figured you were a girl.

OHMIGOD!
You don't know what Invader Zim is?!?! Go look him up right away! Do it!!

Bob son of Bob said...

YES! go find zim stuff! i must say i can't participate much in the make-up discussion, the closest thing i've ever done was painting on rotting flesh for holloween (i was a zombie) which i didn't like.
i got the duck soup quote, i'm not marx bros. nerd without it.

I'm currently very annoyed as i have been completely quarentined. weather got even crappier, and since our town is up on a hill or down in a vally or something it's even colder here than other places. tuesday is usualy the day when i step out of The Cave (my room) and go into the world for sports class, but not today, my mom's feaking out about how we'll all "catch a cold" (enter long rant here) "and die!"

sorry, don;t mean to complain, but my borther's started to take on the likeness of a giant turkey (bad chaplin reffrence) and now ithink is time for more coffee...

Anonymous said...

okay, well, Invader Zim looks cool, at least from the wikipedia description... anyway, so, i take it you're (talking to Zeke now) not going to go to the Gift From the Heart Dinner? you need to and you will go. please please pleaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese..... pretty please with sugar on top?! we need help, and i want to see you. so you and Ethan at least should come. having a cold is NOT. THAT. BAD. it's really not that big a deal, so i think maybe you should just go. in fact, i think you definitely should go. i want you to go. do it as an un-Valentine's-Day present to me. please. i'm serious.

Bob son of Bob said...

i will if i can, i'm not the one who's insane about the cold, ifg it were up to me i'd be out there in a t-shirt and shorts diving head first into snow-banks. but parents are the keepers of the most beautiful money, and cars so i don't have much choice. i could probably convince my dad to let me do gift from the heart, but it isn't certain. he's a sucker for having me and ethan do com service. so i'll try, but no garentees.

also, to my general blogging communiy: soon (if i can finaly figure out how) i will be posting animations, just little things done with pivot, nothing big or necessarily good. they'll probably be on youtube though, so i'll have to direct you to them. all this assuming i can finaly get the ^%*)(*%#^(P*&%&$$#@@%^*I&%$#*^% thing to work X(

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I had so much coffee today...I don't think I will go to sleep very early.

It's quite alright that you can't join the makeup discussion. But rotting flesh is nasty. So please, no more mentioning it.

I am not really stuck in my house, I just choose not to go outside.
I would if I could tho. Trust me. I'd make it through the cold. But once I got to my destination I would complain and say that my idea was a bad one and I should not do it again.
But I will end up doing it again sometime in the future, and the cycle with continue with my whining and complaining of me telling myself and anyone who will listen, I should not have done what I decided to do.

I think I'm gonna have a full on 13 1/2 hour Zim marathon sometime soon.
What a way to spend a weekend alone.

Anonymous said...

now if it were a 13 1/2 hr Trek marathon, I'd join you....... and, Zeke, thank you for trying. I hope you try hard. Because i really really really want you to be there. you and Ethan both. although you knew that already.... ah well. I just watched Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. it was a good movie. goodnight.

Bob son of Bob said...

i think we can make it, not 100 percent sure but almost definately

the celebrated author said...

Yay, Marx bro. and Invader Zim! Et cetera.

Woah. Make-up?? Lol. I think i wore some blue stuphph on my eyelids when my sister got married… that's pretty much all i've done. For some reason i got some lipstick from my cousin, but it seems kinda pointless to have it. Yeah. I sound homeschooled.

I dunno… i never really thought about Valentine's Day. Sure, St. Valentine was cool et cetera, but in the past it's just been an excuse to make cookies and use that pink construction paper… of course, this is me as a young'un speaking… I expect i will get more of an opinion about this when i get to the age that the idea of a boyfriend doesn't sound completely… i don't know. Once again, i sound homeschooled. =P

the celebrated author said...

*sings* Every kill begins with Kay */sings*

I had to.

Anonymous said...

i can't talk now, but, um, Ethan just told me you guys were coming, and so did you only you said probably which pretty much amounts to the same thing as what he told me etc. and i suppose it really depends on who the boyfriend is.... if you're saying the idea of a boyfriend is 'scary' or w/e... me, i've never had one, as i said the first thing i got here. see y'all.

Anonymous said...

sorry, talking to two different people.....

Bob son of Bob said...

wow, we're all fairly pitiful here, aren't we.

Anonymous said...

speak for yourself!

Anonymous said...

okay, so did you or did you not receive that email i sent you? did Ethan give me the correct email address? just wondering.

Bob son of Bob said...

i didn't get it (as far as i can tell) because my stupid email's acting up. i havn't been getting anything for a while, even when i'm sure i should be. stupid thing.
in the news today Bob is granted a day-pass from the quarter master and gets to go into town! I get a new squirrel rifle (a little .22) and i'm very happy. nice gun. *strokes lovingly* we know some people who have a squirrel problem so next season i might be able to go. other than that my life's as boring as ever.

Anonymous said...

Valentine's Day is awful. People giving Valentines to people they don't even like that well...
Commercialized....
Maybe if i had a boyfriend i was in liked/loved i'd feel differently, but i don't go out/hang out with boys. No offense.
It's all about $$$$$$
How can people allow stores tell them how they think?

Anonymous said...

that wasn't ME anonymous.... that was someone else anonymous. okay, so, um, HOW IS YOUR LIFE BORING?!?!?! you are the most un-boring person i KNOW and you say your life is BORING!!!! grrrrrr...................... bad Bob. BAD bob. actually, i can sort of see why your life might be boring. i think i'm beginning to kind of sort of understand you. took long enough. see ya.

Bob son of Bob said...

Anonymous people should sign their names! but still nice to have you here.

i am kind of obring, you see i sit around the house, don't do much, research masonic cults, write, blog etc. all of which is not very exciting. then a few times every month when i get out and see friends things get very exciting. (ie explotions everywhere, crabby old men chasing us down the block, prank calls, more explotions, smokebombs, fireworks, smaller explotions, gaping wounds, angry mcfly fans, huge explotions). but for the most part my life is pretty boring

Anonymous said...

hello again. i think this conversation is pretty much worn out. but oh well, 50 comments, that's really something! um, you should make a new post so i have something else to yell at you for. btw, this is EH.

Anonymous said...

i hope i'll see you this afternoon. i really hope so. it looks like snow which is sort of a bad sign, i guess. darn everything. sorry i couldn't respond earlier. see ya.

Bob son of Bob said...

ya, we're going.

Anonymous said...

i know, i was there! lol. bye.

Anonymous said...

i just deleted my blog. just to let you know.

Bob son of Bob said...

why'd you do that?

Anonymous said...

personal reasons. guess what? i just read a really funny joke. i'll tell it to you next time i see you. except you've probably heard it already... though, if you had, you probably would have told it to me by now. i have to go do chemistry and English and Latin homework. ugh. see ya.

Bob son of Bob said...

you know what makes bob happy? making an arrow pincushin out of a mcfly poster :) oh, and on the same note getting around people who try to get me banned from the mcfly comments on youtube. YOU'LL NEVER STOP WALLACESHEAD!

Anonymous said...

you're horrible..... ;). no, i don't like mcfly either, but to each his own. and maybe this is just my tiredness speaking, but i think you should just let people ALONE who listen to bad music. it's their choice, and they'll probably repent of it when they start to grow up. i think i should go to sleep now. see ya.

Bob son of Bob said...

it's not the music i object to, it's the fact that they like this band because the guys are "hot" and they get naked in most of their videos. so what they realy like is pornography.

Bob son of Bob said...

in my opinion they're no better than perverts who spend hundreds of dollars every year on pornography. they may be even worse because they try to hide it behind a facade of music. it's sick and i'm just calling them on it.

Anonymous said...

good for you. and that's not meant sarcastically.

Anonymous said...

um, one question. why would people let their 11 yr old daughters watch porn? if you REALLY want to stop these little girls from being annoying mcfly fans, you should tell their parents what's in the music videos. that'll keep them from watching the music videos, at least. and then in a few years they'll discover that there's better music out there and stop listening to the albums/songs. makes sense to me.

Bob son of Bob said...

i know, it's creepy. they should watch what their kids are seeing and keep them from looking at that smut.
i try, most of the people i talk with are over the web, kinda hard to reach their parents if i don't even know their last name...

Anonymous said...

i thought you said that friends of yours who lived in an unincorporated town were annoyed by these little girls who love mcfly. you could tell your friends to talk to the annoying girls' parents. and also, you could flag the offending music videos as inappropriate. but of course, everyone on youtube lies about their age, so i guess that might not work. ah well, do it anyway.

Bob son of Bob said...

oh, don't worry, that's been tried.

Anonymous said...

goodnight. sleep tight. don't let the mcfly fans bite.

Anonymous said...

i can't wait until we hit 70!

Anonymous said...

really, i can't wait!! that's why i'm doing this. i'm so tired.

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah........... 70!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAP-py New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh gosh I love Bugs Bunny.....

Bob son of Bob said...

and you tell me you don't drink coffee...:)

so, everybody, i feel the love. i have to say it. HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!!

i left my heart in san francisco, otherwise i realy would give it to you...

PS blowing up paper heart today, hopefully posting on youtube.

Anonymous said...

Happy Wednesday. i left my heart securely in my body, otherwise i'd give it to you, too. and also, i don't drink coffee. seriously. i wish i could be there, but if you post it on youtube, i guess i'll be able to see it. bye.

Bob son of Bob said...

me+friend are editing it now. we had a lot of fun, WD-40 and match flamethrowers, firecrckers, blooming flowers, gay music and dancing, the whole 9 yards.

Bob son of Bob said...

also a good nightwish song edited in.

Bob son of Bob said...

and the world's ugliest dog!

Anonymous said...

lol. this'll be some youtube extravaganza, won't it?! i'll look it up.

Bob son of Bob said...

it won't be too much, i don't think. a little over 1000-1500 hits, i'd say. but who knows?... it's downloading now on my friend's identity, then he's gonna use mine. i'll link to it ASAP.

Anonymous said...

that means you're going to give me the link, right? i can't wait!!! oh, there's this guy at school who absolutely HATES me. he thinks i'm the most annoying person ever and it's so sad, because everyone seems to agree with him. except i'm not going to stop acting weird. because i am so glad of life and i like laughing and having fun, and if they can't appreciate my sense of humor that's their problem.

Bob son of Bob said...

ya it's loaded but it takes a few hours to process. it should be available tomorrow on my friend's account if not mine. as soon as it's viewable i'll edit this post and put in a link. just so you know i'm the one in the black and green coat and my friend (graham)'s in the camo top. i did most of the lighiting while he filmed. lots of fun, burned myself a bit though.

sorry about the guy at your school. he is obviously a stupid (probably preppy) jerk who wouldn't know personality if it bit him in the...uh...(special place) and you should completely ignore him. in fact feel sorry for him, if he doesn't like you because you're weird then he's probably a complete conformist who does as the crowd does. screw him, and all those jerks like him. *makes gesture at collective jerks* try to ignore him, and all those like him. they are all going to grow up more or less the same, live the same lives and be stupid mindless dorks for ever.

Bob son of Bob said...

HA! it's here! don't expect much.

Anonymous said...

i just wrote this whole long thing and then the computer lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

he's not a prep he's not a conformist, he just thinksi'm annoying, heck, i thinki'm annoying. goodnight, give me the link tomorrow, people annoy me SO MUCH!!! but tht's another story so goodnight sleep tight don't let the stupid conforming mcfly fans bite

Anonymous said...

the video is really REALLY funny btw..... i think i'll give the link to several people i know at school.

Anonymous said...

also, we need to talk. i'm so completely annoyed with people and people are so completely annoyed with me, i just feel like i need to spend a school day with you and your insanity (and that's not meant seriously) that is more sane than the most 'normal' stuff there is.... you should just shadow me for a day. that's it. just one day of suffering (and i promise, i actually enjoy it. i don't think it's that bad.) and then you can go home to your pitiful little life and think about how stupid it was at a public school. and then people will realize, i don't really care what they think of me. because there are people who actually like me, and don't get annoyed and tell me to stfu every time i say something out of the ordinary (which is practically everything i say, so stfu is like a litany in my ears, or like earwax in chocolate, think about it for a while) but anyway. join me in my quest for a little non-boring peace.

Bob son of Bob said...

yeah sure, that might work sometime. may make a good post.

Bob son of Bob said...

also, start putting your comments in one or two sentences at a time, i'm going for 100 comments, just for fun.

Anonymous said...

okay...... i have homework, and not enough tiredness to write random things. so, i think that WOULD make a good post... gtg bye

Anonymous said...

alright, here's another post. satisfied?

Anonymous said...

and i hope you'll be making another post when this one hits 100.

Anonymous said...

90!!!

Anonymous said...

for some odd reason, i can't seem to resist the ebay song. i'm in love with it. i am so infatuated with the ebay song. i've already memorized the lyrics. i'm listening to it right now. although i confidently expect that i'll get sick of it by tomorrow. goodnight. THE EBAY SONG ROCKS!

Anonymous said...

i love the ebay song! ya, i'll make a new post (possibly about the french) as sokon as i hit 100.

Anonymous said...

blogger's messing me up so i'll have to comment this way until i can fix it. stupid bloody...

Anonymous said...

WEEEEEE!!!!!!! Bob is going to gun show today! the place where all the firearms nerds come together to trade and mingle! it's taken a lot but i finaly convinced my parents to let me go. every other time they had some excuse but not today! think of this for some of you as a trek convention or kill hannah concert. wee!

Anonymous said...

hope you had fun..... i have a fun anecdote to share with you. but it must be in person! (it's not dirty or anything, it'll just be funnier in person rather than over the internet) so yeah. see ya.

Anonymous said...

you poor thing...... here let me hug you.......... *has an evil glint in her never-quite-normal eyes* okay now that that's over with..... i'll help you hit 100!

Anonymous said...

here ya go....... help!

Anonymous said...

(i need somebody)..... lol

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

100!
=)

Bored.
Hi Bob!

Anonymous said...

For all you Make Up persons: I hate makeup and i don't wear a speck even though i'm plenty old enough. so there! I'm beautiful the way i am.

Anonymous said...

the purpose of makeup is to accentuate your natural beauty. so there.

Anonymous said...

new post coming! about creepy (REALY creepy) little town we visited while not going to a gun show.

Anonymous said...

sweet.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I think makeup is for a lot of things. You can accentuate you beauty, or you can just look creepy, or you can go in the middle, like I do, and wear black eyeliner and have dramatic eyelashes and kick ass eyeshadow.

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Anonymous said...

hooray. i'm glad i'll see you and Ethan tonight. ugh, school. i won't be able to answer any messages you leave me until tomorrow morning, though, i mean messages over the internet. i'm grounded. don't even ask why. i'm kind of ashamed. okay, so, i'll see you later today then. bye.