okay, you already know that Bob is weird, so i've finaly advanced to the ultimate level of weirdness. I am a Masonic Theorist. i honestly didn't want to be though, really. I like to poke around conspiracy theory sites and people, and two things inevitably come up, UFOs and Freemasons. So I decided that I should know something about what i was talking about with these sad little men, so I got a few books from the library (ie my second home) and started to read. i got one book about UFOs, I'm still not completely convinced, and then two other books, The Lost Keys of Freemasonry; or The Secret of Hiram Abiff and a New Encyclopedia of Freemasonry by E. A. Waite. i thought I'd just scan them quick and then move onto American Gods (great book) but I was not so fortunate. I flipped around in the encyclopedia and soon found a heading labeled "masonic baptism." this set off alarms in me right away. Baptism (for you non lutherans) is a sacred thing, a thing in which we litteraly toutch God through the water that washes away our sins, it is a way to bring a child into the church, a key element here. it is not something to be mocked or mimmicked, as i first thought they were doing. but i soon found that they were completely serious. they would dedicate their child to the Masonic Lodge and the Grand Lodge of England.
starting to sound like a cult yet? it gets better.
please visit: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1466579788481207090&q=freemasonry+darkness+to+light
creeped out yet? there's more. at least one man, a man named Morgan was killed for attempting to reveal the Masonic secrets, this is not a theory, it is a proven fact on file with the government. that's just the start of things i have found in the Encyclopedia of Freemasonry, there is also the Egyptain rite(Masonic Rite=higher rank mason), like the scottish or york rite only creepier and not so well known, it involves much sexuality (in a very bad way, though i won't go into the details) mixed with Egyptian gods.
In the secret of Hiram Abiff they begin to spring this crap on you from what was up until now basicly a grown up version of 4-H about the "building of soloman's templ" and the "lost name of God" and all sorts of other crap. if you happen to know anyone who is involved with Masonry, ask them about Hiram Abiff, the true name of god and other thing like that.
They're out to get me!
Bob
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that is FRUSTRATING... why don't you change the thing so you can sign in on your google account w/o navigating away from the blasted page?!?! ARGH!!! okay, rant over. that video was indeed creepy (yes, i watched it) and another thing... when you LEGALLY burn me a Nightwish cd, could you see to it that Gethsemane gets on? ty, bye.
sure, i'll check and get back to you.
I think it's "Highest Hopes" (best of thing) but i'm not sure.
that's not really what i meant..... i mean, i don't really want/care about getting a Nightwish album, per se, i just want a bunch of Nightwish songs. if you can manage that..... kind of like a mix cd, only all of one band. would that be okay? idk.... *sigh* I'm extremely tired. see ya.
sure, if i can. short people are slowly poking around in getting me the album though...grr.
i'm glad you're open to the option of shadowing me for a day. seriously, that would be awesome. for me anyway. so, thanks for the whole cd thing and yeah. and you're a LITTLE TWERP for not talking to both of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, i don't know why i like you so much. because you really really annoy me. okay, yeah, bye.
p.s. i'm not mad at you at all, btw...
come ON, man, you know i love you... you're almost like another little brother. you just annoy me sometimes. so does everyone i've ever met, including my best friend. and i probably annoy a lot of people too, in fact, i KNOW i annoy a lot of people. so it doesn't even matter, discussion of annoyance/friendship over.
i didn't mean it like that, the problem with netspeak is you can't convey how you say something, the point being i was kidding.
hi there. um.... i totally knew you were kidding!!! *fake cheesy grin that immediately lets you know i completely didn't...* i am being driven crazy. i know, what else is new, but..... *has an emotional breakdown* LOL bye..... wait!!!!! i have to translate this blasted Latin passage and ACK it's hard. and my mom is helping me.... sigh. my left shoe is driving me crazy. but i will write about that in my blog, probably. see ya.
huh, sounds like the premise for a Steven King novel. (meaning hte 'left shoe is driving me crazy' thing) and you know that's kinda creepy, my left (and right) shoe is driving me crazy.
i've never read a stephen king novel. and do you mean that YOUR shoes annoy you too?
they do, they're very painful. personaly i havn't read any King either, but i know the general ideas and themes etc., plus i have seen a couple movies based on his stuff.
i have nothing to say, but i thought it'd be rude not to reply. so, bye.
me either. we're boring people.
i'm going CRAZY........ i have no time to explain, it's homework-related, though. you should do another post. then we'd have something to talk about. see ya.
ME TOO!!!! MMMMAAAAATTTTTHHHH!!!!!!
oh yeah.... i have had my share of math frustrations. tonight, however, it is English. English I postponed for two months, which is due tomorrow, and which is worth 10% of my semester grade. btw, I'm getting Ethan to give me your email, if it's alright with you, just b/c there's a really funny forward I want to send both of you. so yeah.
that's fine.
I've always found english to be the easiest subject, aside from like liturature or writing.
it's just that having procrastinated that long, it gets sort of overwhelming. but i'm ALMOST DONE!!!!!!!!!! at, um, nearly 10 at night...... lol. i'll send that forward to you as soon as Ethan emails me.
thanks, i don't check my mail all that much but i will. huh. it's 1:34 and i just finnished up my school for the day, but that's just 'cuz i got to skip it most of the day.
okay. well, i'll send it tonight. i have some, well, actually a LOT of school stuff right now. school's about to begin. how do your parents let you stay up that late? anyway. see ya. and i'll send that forward if the email address Ethan gave me was right. he seemed...... a bit unsure.
erm..that's a long story...tell you some time. i have a lot of school too lately, and it think it's been eating my soul.
btw,i sent you that message
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*bob waves finger in air*
quite okay there?
yes, i'm FINE. just a bit tired/bored/frustrated. i procrastinate WAY too much, and at the end of the semester, it's catching up with me..... actually, i'm supposed to be catching up with the work..... dang everything. oh, btw, how'd you like the email i sent you? you should reply, when you get a chance. it's called 'common courtesy'. and plus, i like hearing from you. bye.
i'm procrasonating right now...supposed to be doing a report due today that i had a week to do. all i've done so far is look up the meaning of the word...sad.
yes, it IS sad. i agree with you there! anyway, um, i should probably get back to work. i can't WAIT for the semester to be over!!! then i won't have to worry about whether i fail or not, because by then, there'll be nothing i can do about it. i'm not actually going to fail any of my classes. three percentage points and i'll pass geometry. and i did darn well on the test today, or at least i thought i did well. see ya.
ugh, went to people house today, went sledding, pulled prank, tried to light wet smokebombs, played king of the hill. too tired to say more. ug.
sounds like fun. why 'ugh'? except of course for the headache one gets being out in the cold for too long... yeah, ugh. how'd you like the forward i sent you?
ug because 4 hours of Battlesledding+2 hours of hiking through the snow+several pranks+cold=ug.
havn't checked mail for a few days. doing it in a minute, realy.
SURE, bob..... ;)i COMPLETELY believe you. actually i don't care. but anyway, i won't be able to post anything on my blog until a week from now. so don't even bother to check my blog. i mean, there is one more project to complete tonight, another one to do tomorrow PLUS going to church, which is HUGE and which i absolutely need by Wednesday and which i can't even start tonight otherwise i would have started it already and then i have to study for all my finals, which i am taking in two days!!!!!!!!!! so, on Wed. i have History, English, and Chemistry finals to take (i already took my Latin final) and then on Thurs. i have to take Choir, Dance, and Geometry finals. double ugh. i mean, the finals are not hard for choir and dance, and i personally don't mind singing/dancing with a bunch of other people in front of a bunch of other people, so those finals are.... okay....... but geometry i'm very scared about. chemistry i'm not worrying about either, because i have a 97% in the class anyway, so i don't really need to do well on the final. i'll get an A no matter what. English is one big essay, the outline for which i LOST a couple days ago and that is the thing i absolutely need by Wednesday. it's ESSENTIAL. and i seriously need to start working/studying/AAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!yeah, thanks for reading this freak-out...... if you DID read it, that is..... ;)
ug :)
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