Friday, January 30, 2009

Give me Liberty, or Give me Death



this, THIS, is creeping fascism. now we must control our kids to the point of putting them on a leash like a poodle?! don't even get me started on poodles. if i were a child, i would NOT STAND FOR IT! neither should the children of today! i call upon those who are still in their single digits to rise up and cast off the, well, harness. this reflects badly on the children of today as well, not just their parents. if i were their age i would be devising complicated plans to cut through the cords or lose weight until i could slip our of my leash unnoticed, but what do they do? they tolerate it! i think this calls for a revolution.

7 comments:

Robin said...

I must gainsay that Bob.
Having babysat my pastor's autistic 4-yr-old grandson, as well as numerous other little boys I must say that it would be a great relief to the entire nation should some certain children(not to be mentioning any names here..) were kept on a leash.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

I agree with NF Jones, some kids just need them.

Bob son of Bob said...

NEVER! for the sake of human dignity, NEVER!

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

YES! It keeps kids from getting snatched from their parents.

Robin said...

It also keeps their parents from having heart-attacks when their kids wander off and do a Calvin and Hobbes trick somewhere.

Šørën Kïêrkêgåårð said...

That is true. Very, very true.

Anan said...

And the we're not "coming to" anything. People have been doing this since at least the sixties. Watch "007 From Russia With Love" there's a scene pretty early on that shows a mother with her leashed kid.