i wonder if the sewage people will have trouble purifying the weekend that i just threw down the drain. probably.
this past Friday and Saturday Bob and family went to a college, a small Lutheran one about six hours from Bob's tiny little liberal infested town. now that we have a new, not so crappy van the trip up there wasn't as bad as many, though it was longer than some. we got out of the house about 11:00 am and got bored about 11:03. i read some more American Gods and continued my memorization of every Flogging Molly song ever written, all of which made it somewhat fun. A little ways there i telepathically killed Ethan's CD player. while looking out the window i let my mind wander, and came up with the following disjointed thoughts.
wow, that car is even crappier than ours. i wonder if it has a CD player. probably. stupid crappycar CD player people. speaking of crappy CD players i bet Ethan's is going to die soon. Ethan's old portable CD player had been on the fritz for a few weeks now, making a clicking sound every time it was played. just then i tore myself away from the wet landscape to see Ethan banging on his CD player. i took off my headphones and looked at him.
"Did that thing just-"
"die! stupid piece of crap mumblejunk..."
i sat back and wondered at the past few moments, and eventually came to the conclusion that i had telepathically killed his CD player.
we then went to see some family on my dad's side who lives up by the college. they were nice, we talked, tried not to fall asleep while talking, had to stick our fingers in light sockets to stay awake while we talked etc. they were very nice, good food, nice dogs, and a very cool farm.
later we checked into a hotel and watched, well, made fun of, the old Helen Keller movie and drifted off to sleep.
the college was okay, little and rainy. we had crappy cafeteria food while Ethan did a scholarship interview. we then went to a church service which was actually very fun as there were about 100 or so people there and a very cool organ. when we were done with that w e trundled around some more while some brainwashed student told us about how "absolutely wonderful" their school was. she made me slightly sick. we then went to the bookstore for, and i do not exaggerate, two and 1/2 hours. 2:00-4:30. i have never hated books so much in my entire life, and that's saying something. when we finished that we went to a semi-formal dinner. any of you who know me well know that i hate "dinners" especially formal and semi-formal ones. we had to sit there and act like we had some class while making "pleasant conversation" while avoiding any subjects worth discussing. "no politics, no religion, no masons" is what parents constantly say so what else is there?
the one interesting part of the meal was when a waiter dropped a tray and several people went "oooooo!" WHO SAYS "ooo!" WHEN A WAITER DROPS A TRAY!!??!! it was like they had never seen crappy plates break before, or the dropping of the tray was some sort of slap in the face to someone, or the waiter would be fired for this. myself, my brother and his friends discussed this in depth, and came up with nothing. "ooo!"...idiots. *bob massages bulging vane in forehead, wipes sweat from face and unclenches fist*
so altogether, not a total loss, after all...oh, wait, total loss.
Bob has published a new youtube video! it is very fun as all the Mcfly fans are extremely pissed off.
As well as a trailer for a thing that doesn't deserve one, because it was 1 am and i felt like making it.
And an awesome sketch.
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i appologize for this post, but as family will not let me rant to them i must complain to you, my dear reader(s).
i love your ranting. don't worry about it. happy birthday to me, i live in a tree, i look like a Betazoid wearing color contacts..... and i want to be paid a fee! (for my lovely songwriting) lol.
i've tried songwriting a few times, but then i wake up the next morning and look at what i did and puke into the nearest trash can.
why don't you wish me a happy birthday? it would after all be polite. i can't write worth beans. yeah. bye.
happy birthday! i coul;dn't quite tell if you were just needed something to rhyme with tree or if you were actualy taking about it being your birthday. so happy brithday!
oh! i thought you'd read the two comments i left on your other post... anyway, so i never really thought i'd be eating goat meat and goat cheese on the same day. the cheese is better. oh gosh i need a star trek fix..... AAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! i wanna watch tng, but tos is all i have... ich hab' nie mehr etwas gesehen/dass so schoen war wie du.... gosh, that song's in my head now. okay, as i said before CURSES ON THE BALLAD OF BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!! i've got pencil shavings all over my floor, the little kind from an electric pencil sharpener. and i almost bought an ipod on credit (no, not a credit CARD, credit meaning my mom would have paid for some of it) today. but they didn't have the color i wanted so i didn't. i think i'm going to go listen to music via youtube. btw, if you're checking out L'Ame Immortelle on youtube, be forewarned: the vids SUCK. i can't wait to eat my birthday cake.... it's all homemade and it has tons of dark chocolate drizzled over it and the frosting my mom makes is so good and WOW i can't wait. but then of course we'll probably be eating it for breakfast for the next billion years (well, actually, i think it'll go pretty quick) i love captain kirk. i love spock more. i don't know if i'm essentially elegant, superficially silly or essentially silly, superficially elegant. doch im dieser Stunde werd' ich wiedergeboren (if that's wrong don't blame me i'm not fluent in German) but the song's good......... BILBO!!!! BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooh, i think i'll go sit and dream about tng and how much i need my st fix. i love being random. bye.
i'm not a huge fan of L'Ame Immortelle, a bit goth and creepy for my taste. ever heard of flyleaf? they may actualy be contemp christian but they're better than most. aiden may have heard of them, they tour with KH sometimes.
i like goth and creepy..... but i could never BE goth...... y'know? it just wouldn't be me. i'd feel so fake. besides which my parents would have a fit. also all of my friends. but enough with all the goth stuff...... um, you're crazy?...?...?...? i am now going to waste time on youtube until such time as my father and brother come home so we can EAT THAT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!! omg, look to over there!!!!!!!!! (made you look, made you look, now you're in my baby book!!!!!) actually i'd rather be with you than with youtube or a star trek dvd. you should call me, i'm bored. but then again, at about 8:30 they'll be getting home, so you'd have to call before then...... or like half an hour after. life is dumb. people are soooo stupid. if you ever need a laugh, search youtube for 'kirk crazy frog'. it is so funny. until you've seen it a certain number of times, and then it's not funny anymore, but i laughed SO hard the first couple times. well, be logical, strive to find a fairly nice woman during pon farr, and \\//.
huh. i would call you but it isa now 9:30. heehee. parents and brother tried to pull an april fools prank by telling me that there was a state trooper at the door. of course there was no car outside, no doorbell or knock, and nothing i've done lately has been something the state troopers would be used for.
well well well.... so of course you didn't believe it, did you? one time i played a joke on Richard. i was tapping a pencil and he thought it was a woodpecker, so he came to me all excited to hear a real woodpecker. and i told him YEAH, YOU SHOULD GO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW FOR IT!!!!!!!!! and he went and looked really hard, but couldn't see it, and for some odd reason the noise seemed to be coming from my room.... so he came into my room and found me tapping the pencil and i laughed at him and he got really mad at me.
okay, so you've done nothing LATELY the state troopers would be used for..... what have you done ever that was so bad? tell me please cause i have to know.... okay, just remembered, you don't like ABBA either. dangit. see ya.
not a big abba fan.
i didn't realy fall for it thought there was kind of a lurking thought in the back of my mind.
i may or may not have been involved in a slight smokebombing incident and may or may not have been using illeagal firecrackers a little while ago. but i will admit to nothing.
oh, smokebombs, firecrackers, that's NOTHING! guess what?!!!! i am now the proud owner of an iPod. almost. almost meaning i owe my mother a LOT of money for it, which will all be paid back by the end of the year. so i'll technically own it by summer. but still, no one else is going to use it..... Richard's already been around asking if he can have my cd player now. and i have red nail polish on my fingernails now, which is low quality so it's already chipping (i only put it on yesterday) so now i think i'll go put some music on THE (note the careful avoidance of possessive pronouns) ipod.
wee ipod! i thought about getting one myself, but i have better (meaning more explosive) things to buy.
the fact of having blown off firecrackers and smokeboms isn't what would get me in trouble, it more...where i blew them off...again i will admit to nothing.
it is taking frustratingly long to sync my - er- THE ipod to itunes. i am impatient. I WANT TO DISCONNECT THE IPOD BUT THE STUPID THING SAYS NOT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! darn it. ding-blast this stupid thing. ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alright, so where might you possibly have set off smokebombs/illegal firecrackers? just wondering........ also, i am incredibly bored with waiting for my ipod to get FINISHED ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i'm acting very immature but oh well. did you play any pranks on anyone yesterday?
(long speech about ipod written and deleted)
i'll leave the place(s) where i set off fun pretty things to your imagionation, but let it suffice to say that they were BAD places, but didn't endanger anyone.
i haven't played any good pranks lately,i kinda ignored april fools day. for a prank to be any good it must be planned out to the tinyest detail, that's why the state trooper thing didn't work. i can't just cobble something together in one day, it'd be crap and completely ruin my rep.
i uploaded a couple things(successfuly this time) to youtube, a trailer for my bloody animation which i am extending and a vid designed to piss off the mcfly fans.
it was a "it's 2 am and i think i'll make a trailer for something that doesn't deserve one" thing.
copy and paste:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BFHwPtJF9I4
and also, a few friends and i came up with this one, i put it together and made it crappy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Pd1MdWKgIo
that was me, btw, but my figer slipped.
ty for the links. i left a comment on the mcfly one.
that one's doing quite well. thanks for the comment
np
i posted a link to the things you saw and something else at the bottom of my post. the scary thing about it is it's not too far from the truth.
yeah....... it was hilarious. ty.
my mother is even crazier than usual.
um...... i'm curious. but i don't think i'll encourage you to disrespect your mother. so other than your mom being crazier than usual, what's up?
we went to see blades of glory. okay movie, WIll Ferrel and John Heater are very good together.
crazier than usual just means that she seems even more overprotective lately, such as today it took a lot of convincing to make her let us go out in the car because she was sure that the wind would blow us into the ditch and we would die. also when ethan and i were talking about going to a park to do some rock climbing some time she got extremely nervous because the snakes are starting to come out of hybernation and obviously if we went rock climbing one would bite us and we would die.
im not trying to be disrespectful, but she just seems a little...overly worried about things.
parents are supposed to be worrywarts. if you knew how overly protective my mom used to be when i was younger...... anyway, she's not now. my parents have gotten more relaxed about a lot of things, most things in fact. i think i've gotten more relaxed too. Richard the opposite. i'm worried about him. (long worried stupidity written and deleted) anyway,i'm mad at one of my fingernails. (i was wondering about something that i thought was really interesting but it might be inappropriate... dangit it WAS interesting though! so i'm going to go research it now, and maybe i'll tell you my findings when i've figured it all out)
ya i know parents are supposed to worry, but my mom can be very...scared. ie she once gave us a long talk about never getting pool water in your mouth because someone got cancer that way. accept they were an olimpic athelete. tell me your findings on thing i don't know about!
okay.... well, you probably knew about this already, but the Amazons in mythology cut off their right breast so it wouldn't get in the way of the bowstring in battle. so i was wondering how that worked out, i mean, wouldn't it kind of disturb their balance, only having one? if their balance were off, wouldn't they be less effective warriors? but then i realized it would all depend on when they cut it off. and then i looked it up in the Encyclopedia Britannica and it said they did it to their little girls (apparently they either killed the males or gave them to the fathers) before puberty. so they'd be used to it by the time they were expected to participate in the wars. i warned you it might be inappropriate. and about pool water giving you cancer: my mother used to forbid me to get contact lenses because they could make me go blind. now of course she's willing to let me have contacts, but i don't want them anymore. it was all a middle school thing where i wanted to fit in and be 'cool' anyway, and glasses are so much a part of my identity/persona that i'm just not giving them up now, even though i could. wow, that was irrelevant. well, ttyl, \\// usw.
ya, i heard the amazon thing before, and if it's history/mythology it isn't inappropriate. i think the ballance thing depends on a few things i won't go into but ya they'd probably be used to it. they were kind of like spartans, their whole life (the story goes) was war. since they were little girls they would be given knives and little bows for toys and taught to fight from a very young age. Amazons...very intewresting.
another half mythology/half hirtory thing kind of like them is the razor women. not a lot out there on them but they're a great plot device.
okay, the Amazons were not real.... the first stories of them said that they were in some piece of land that the Greeks hadn't explored yet. then when they did explore those regions, they said the Amazons must be somewhere farther out that they hadn't seen/explored yet. when they went there.... guess what! no Amazons. i don't know how long it took them, but eventually they made up a story about why the amazons disappeared. okay... so do you want to tell me about razor women or should i look it up on wikipedia?
look it up on wikipedia, they have some okay stuff on there. teh Amazons were based off some tribe the Greeks encountered and they spun a whole sub-mythology around them.
i've decided i need to learn "we will rock you" for bagpipes. appearently it can be done.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! okay, wikipedia doesn't have razor women. so tell me all about it. okay, so we will rock you on bagpipes sounds.... interesting.... to say the least. you'll have to play it for me sometime. hi this is weirdo, bye. okay, me again..... so this weirdo just got a DS and he's obsessed. STOP IT RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 aCK STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 bye bob ttyl
BIG FAT UGLY MUSHROOM, PIRANHA PLANT IN BIKINI HE HIT IT WHERE IT HURTS AND IT DIDN'T DIE IT DIDN'T DIE IT DIDN'T DIE AND HE CAN'T GET TO WORLD SEVEN WARP CANNON FLYING OH MAN
Oh dear...
search red hot chili pipers on youtube, there's a good version of we will rock you on pipes there.
razor women are something i read about once in a fantasy reference guide. it was a big long list of interesting historical figures and cultures that could be used in a fantasy book and there was one entrance about razor women, who appearently carried around old fationed razors (the ones withthe long blades that look like pocket knives) and they were very skilled at slicing people up with them.
that should be used in a star trek novel......... omg LOL i just was listening to star trekkin' and it is the most hilarious song EVER...... oh my gosh it's funny. i really want to play that song at my funeral. make everyone laugh. STAR TREKKIN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE UNDER CAPTAIN KIRK STAR TREKKIN' ACROSS THE UNIVERSE BOLDLY GOING FORWARD CUZ WE CAN'T FIND REVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol!!!!!!! /me screams at the top of her lungs
wow.... okay i'm hyper. and i would call you and scream into the phone at you but R. forbids me to do so. there's this old lady who watches our house for no apparent reason. she's crazy. i'm crazy. i've got star trekkin' stuck in my head and it's driving me insane. there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, there's klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow Jim! It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it... captain... it's worse than that he's dead Jim dead Jim dead Jim it's worse than that he's dead jim dead Jim dead!!! ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill we comein peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill men! ye cannae change the laws of physics laws of physics laws of physics ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics Jim!!!!! I'M GOING INSANE I'M GOING CRAZY SOMEBODY HELP ME I NEED A STAR TREK FIX NOW OH PLEASE I WANT TO RUN AND HIDE IF YOU LOVE ME TOO OH PLEASE........... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN PAUL GEORGE RINGO CURSES!!!! PLEASE CALL ME AND SAVE ME FROM..... I DON'T KNOW...... what hideous monstrosities do you suppose could be out to get me?
She is not as insane as she thinks she is. This implies another form of insanity canceling out all of it. This is simple logic from word play ha ha ha.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME R.E.?!?!?! enough with the logic already!!!!!!! bob, this is insane. this is absolute madness end this insanity somehow!!!!!!!!!! you don't realize how much i need you love you all the time and never leave you BAAAAAAD BEATLES SONG!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!! beatles STOP!!!!!!!!!! YES TREK YES YES YES ABSOLUTELY TREK!!!!!!!!!
I PISSED OFF A MEMBER OF MCFLY!!! appearently "doug" (maybe the one on drums...) saw my vid and then posted it on a mcfly forum. now i have dozens of people with death threats!!! wee!
if the old lady is watching you, go watch her back. we've had people do that, so i go out, sit in a tree and watch them back. then they leave. i just got very hyper myself, 2x energy drink+snapple+vault+2xcoffee= funhigh!
http://mcflyunofficial.eamped.com/post41507.html#41507
so how do you know dougie posted it? i'm NOT making an account for myself on a mcfly forum. that's why i'm asking you to tell me. and what did he say and are people making death threats on the forum or what? b/c i checked the video itself and i don't see any death threats.
also why were you not in church?
i think i'll take a two-week break from talking to you. so yeah. \\//
i just sent you a youtube message. yeah. bye.
holy crud!!!!! bob, how do i change my youtube profile?!?!
oops, forgot that that mcfly forum makes you log in before you can look, sorry. it's pretty obvious that it was dougie himself, he was a mod, a few other things. also he didn't have a shrine to mcfly like all the other fans do. ya, the forums had someone who said she'd "take those guns and shoot me in my mother----ing head" and someone else who said they wanted to kill me slowly. they usualy message me the threats on youtube, mixed in with a few insults and "mcfly is, like, the totaly best band eveeer."s
bah! don't ignor me! what'd i do this time?
wasn't in church because parents had the car and got home too late and brother was too weenie to drive there.
what do you mean change it? how? make another, or change your name, or what?
also: local prom invites Bob! technicly they had to because i belong to their lame homeschooler's group, so i plan on going (possibley) and pranking the crap out of those stuck up brats. this is the group that made my life hell for a good few years. a few friends and i may go and do some fun things to it...this is bringing the creativity out in me to an extreme! i'm bursting and bubling over my top with ideas! yipee!
i think we ought to communicate mostly on your blog. and that's not to say you shouldn't respond to my youtube message.... you should! but, idk....... so yeah, how've you been?
fine. parents saw "mcfly sucks" and mom got terrified that the FBI would come pick me up because i had pictures of bullets on there. i convinced them to let me keep it though.
lol... pictures of BULLETS?! there's plenty worse stuff on youtube (that includes Mcfly music vids)
i know! but my mother is slightly...protective. as i've said before. ugh. i can't wait until im liberated. been the worst day since yesterday. talking to you helped though.
yay! happy easter! mo chairoch mo pogin!
glad to hear that. not that you were having a bad day, just that it was somehow.... better-ish... because of my presence. okay, so i think i WILL youtube message you about the prank thing. not that any of my ideas are any good AT ALL, but they might be somewhat helpful, just to get y'all thinking and whatever. does Ethan know about the whole prom-prank thing? or are you doing it to him too? and happy Easter. He is risen.
and i'm going to favorite another trek video funny thing. (oKAY, okay, not good order very word, but whatever) so check out my account. and yours b/c i'm going to message you the world's most TERRIBLE prank ideas that would never work out.
he is risen indeed. aleluia.
hose are good prank ideas! and ya, ethan knows and he hates the people there too so he's cool with it.
i'm listening to the GREATEST SONG EVER, other than star trekkin'..... lol! ;) it's called Mr. Spock. how could it NOT be good?! i'm in love....... i love him i love him i love him he's the greatest Vulcan that ever lived, even more so than Surak, who more than anyone shaped Vulcan culture (at least Vulcan's philosophy of logic and unemotionalism) ........ oh GOSH i love being a trekkie! it's almost like being a Mcfly fan, except not sick, and kind of more fun, because there's more of a variety of things you can do with your Trekkie-ness. i mean, what can a mcfly cultist do? just listen to Mcfly's terrible 'music' and fantasize about them, and hate on you. but if you're a Trekkie....... there are so many things you can do with it that I'm not even going to begin to list them now. i will later, if you actually want me to. but this song describes my life!!!! albeit in a rather odd way.....
STAR TREK QUOTE OF THE EVENING: oooone moooooooore tiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirk: oh please not again.
Riley: I'll taaaaaaaaaaaake you hoooooooooome agaaaaaaaaain Kathleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen................ acroooooss the ocean wild and wiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
i need to sleep. i need to sit all night at my computer drinking diet dr. pepper looking for an answer to it all. i don't want a boyfriend, what i want is mr. spock to come to my wasteland and destroy the robot.
(that was from the song, but modified to be first-person)
you should really check out my favorites sometime. *yawns. i'll listen to it oooooooooooone moooooooooooore tiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (STAR TREK FOREVER!) okay now i KNOW i'm tired lol. \\//
BOB!!!
I deleted my old blog, check my profile for the link my my new one.
Kay thanks bye.
And people annoy me too. All the time.
And my parents get very annoyed with my complaining to them.
Makes me glad for the internet.
i keep meaning to check your favorites. one of these days i'll get around to it...
AIDEN! you deleted your old blog? Bob is sad. i've grown rather attatched to it *sniff*. i shall look for new blog. i love the internet, where else can you have someone suggest that you tattoo "FLAME" on your butt and strak through the prom?
um.......hi there!
hello. i jusst got a tophat. it's not all that tall, but it's nice. oh, and a trenchcoat. a nice one. i hate clothes but i like tophats and trenchcoats. put them together and you have a Jack the Ripper outfit!
Yes, I deleted my old blog.
It felt stuffy. I know I had a lot of work put into it, going on two years in a few months.
I just needed a fresh start.
I've met a bunch of college kids like that.
My cousin Jessica, when she was in college, was really hippy. Like, to the extreme. She was dating this photographer who was constantly taking pictures of everyone and everything.
Like, he was taking pictures of the food on his plate.
I'm all for abstract and stuff, but SERIOUSLY. Eat your food, don't take it's picture. It is degrading enought to have to be brutally slaughtered, cooked in various horrific ways, and then chewed in someones filthy mouth only to be digested and turned into various other things.
I hate formal and semi-formal dinners. I have been to few in my life, and have hated them all.
All of my experiences with them are with people of the religious suggestion, and have scolded me for not praying to their crazy god.
Oh dude, you killed Ethans cd player?
Wow. I'm saddened, amazed and impressed.
Oh yes I forgot.
OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD!!
*fan girl squeal*
YOU USED A KILL HANNAH SONG!!! OHMIGOD!!! I LOVE THAT SONG LIKE WHOA OHMIGODIT'SSOAMAZING!!!
AND YOU USED IT FOR A VIDEO MAKING FUN OF THE WORST BAND EVER!!!
*more freakish fangirl screaming*
YAYNESS DUDE!!! KILL HANNAH IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. Moment over.
I have now regained the composure you have come to know so well.
you hate clothes? that's funny, whenever i see you, you always seem to be wearing them..... (i hate clothes shopping too, except when i get something cool like that blue skirt i got recently..... you haven't seen that one yet! i pity you.)
aiden, whenever we have a dinner at our house which is sort of formal, meaning Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, etc. and we have to dress up for dinner and whatever, my dad ALWAYS takes pictures of the food. no one really understands why, my dad just likes taking pictures of food.
yay fangirl squeal.
bob, the computers at school are ACTUALLY LETTING US ON YOUTUBE now!!!!!!! ugh, i'm in school at the moment. i like school, i like some of the people here. it's just i don't like getting up in the morning and having to go to a place where youtube is banned. anyway, so they must be getting very lax, because they let me on youtube. so i'll be responding to whatever you said. so bye. \\//
i could see my friend's hippy dad taking pictures of his food. oofda, that guy's a nuttcase. and yes, i used Kill Hannah. it was mainly becasuse i like that song and because that is the kind of music that these mcfly jerks could get into. it's good for the genre and hopefully i can get them obsessed with that rather than those sick porn-for-kiddies pervs.
oh yes, i HATE clothes, and clothes shopping. except for my tophat, which i am currently wearing. and my trenchcoat which i will wear later. there's a cool little shop downtown that has good punk clothing and used trenchcoats for great prices. i don't know why i know that London Fog is a good brand but for some reason i do and they have those there for about $10. im wearing the tophat to the prom, i plan to conceal firecrackers in it and lighters, smokebombs and stinkbombs in the coat.
hooray! they're letting you on youtube! huza! i am very wired, me go byebye now.
oh, and kilts. i like shopping for and wearing kilts. and "GOT KILT" shirts.
Yes! I am in LOVE with Kill Hannah and freak out and scream and cry and shake like a mad man when I see them, talk about them, think about them, hear them, ect.
I am quite crazed.
But it's all in good fun, and at least I'm not doing drugs.
Although I look like I do when I start shaking and freaking out over a simple person.
(In my mind, Mat Devine is not just a simple person, he is GOD.)
I was just in Hot Topic last night, and bought this new hoodie thing. I wanted to buy this coat that looks like the coat Madeline wears, it's blue and has these huge white buttons on it. I love it, and it's on sale. But I didn't buy it.
I don't much like clothes shopping either. But I do it. I leave the mother parental unit at home though. She gets on my nerves and I can't ever shop in peace.
Anon- GAH!! When my family grts together for holidays, it is alwyas a mess. Lately it's been okay, but something always happens because someone has to say something they shouldn't.
Sometimes we take pictures of the food, but we take pics of the food with people in the pictures. Like, pointing and laughing, or eating, or sticking their tongue out and making terrible faces at the gross stuff.
I took a picture of a plate of rainbow cookies I made over X-mas.
huh. i should join in with you people and start taking pictures of haggis.
my mom can get kind of annoying if i try to get things on my own. i would go without her but you see she has the money. occasionaly i get to go with my dad who jsut doesn't care what i wear as long as it's not a banana hammock.
you know i've been thinking about ethan leaving for college a lot lately, and i've come to a conclusion. i will miss him. i am not saying that i would rather have him stay at home, but i will miss having someone to talk to, though my self-esteem will raise quite high without being told how stupid i am and how i shouldn't be allowed to speak. that will help. oh, and i can actualy get a good night's sleep without Smelly kicking down my door at 3 am to tell me some stupid thing he found out.
ah, liberation.
(by 'i hate clothes' do you mean that you'd rather run around naked?)and now, ENOUGH WITH THE TALK ABOUT CLOTHES/CLOTHES SHOPPING! IT ANNOYS CRAZINESS! and yes, i will miss Ethan too. um....... bob....... someone gave me another pretty good idea for a prank. it's mean. but i laughed when i heard about it. okay, so i'll youtube message you now, okay? aiden....... all i can say is- /me fangirl squeals: I LOVE STAR TREK!!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE SPOCK!!!!!!!!! okay, so bye now \\//
no, actualy i hate being naked, in the house, shower whatever, but i mean that i hate color-coordinating, matching, having to wear the "appropriate thing" etc.
oh, btw i found out that the trenchcoat i got for like $10 is probably worth over $500. it's an "Oleg Cassini" and when my mom (the vintage clothing obsessor) saw the tag she got all accited. he is, er, was a very "hip" designer. he designed Grace Kelly's wedding dress and Jackie Kennedy's. when he died (in the 70s) his buisness stopped, and so his clothes have become somewhat rare, and for some reason i found and bought one. i'll probably sell it and buy something a little tougher, mayb e leather. this thing's okay, but something that could stop a knife would be cool, and i'd have money to spare.
omg, do you know how COOL it is that you have some coat of some famous designer and it's a big deal and whatever and you got it for $10?!?! i mean, that is cool. don't sell it!!!!!! (sorry, i have a thing where i keep EVERYTHING that comes into my hands. i practically never throw/give things away that i could potentially use, even if i never would in reality use them) anyway. i'm listening to another awesome star trek song. and i also found another even more awesome star trek song! i'm such a nerd........ oh well. i love it!!!!! well ttyl
Oh my god, I would love to have some Dolce and Gabbana stuff.
There are these glasses in Lenscrafters that are INCREDIBLE. They are red thick square frames, and I love them madly. Exceot they are a whopping $300, and I tried them on.
I looked good in them. Bright red glasses that cost $300.
WOWness.
But I love D&G. They make amazing stuff.
I like Steve Madden shoes too.
He is still raking in $700,000 while IN PRISON.
i probably won't sell it as it is the one thing i look somewhat good in, and anyway any other one i got would probably be black and with the police in my town (i kid you not, 23 officers in a 5000 person town, so they're VERY oversensitive) they'd probably arrest me on suspicion of wrong-doing. actualy i got the coat for $12, so that's only a $488 profit. i think i'll go out the next ofggy day with it open and my trenchcoat on and walk up to people in the street and talk in a cockney accent about how london's going to pot, then inquire about their profession.
smuggling explosives into the prom under your top hat is BAD IDEA. i cannot emphasize enough how horrible an idea it is. they will probably ask you to take off your hat, and you will be kicked out of the dance and be unable to participate in the prank. so, i think you should just leave the smokebombs etc. outside, like you originally planned. of course, at our dances, once you leave the dance you're not allowed back in, but maybe that's not the case at your dances. and anyway, i'm sure you can find a way around that. so yeah, bad idea, don't do it.
i should put something under my tophat though. i may also smuggle them in my trenchcoat which has a concealed pocket. this is so much fun, i haven't felt so creative in my life!
okay, so put SOMETHING in your tophat, but not something that will get you kicked out of the dance. and if you wear a trenchcoat, they will ask you to take it off. and if you don't, you will get kicked out. i know how creative you are, just don't do anything really stupid. okay?
gonna be gone all weekend after tomorrow, ttyl, maybe on Sunday evening, \\// have fun, all that good stuff.
wee! just got done playing with fire. screw Smokey. appearently WD-40 with a straw produces a much longer and thinner line of fire than just an open nozzle.
parents may be going on some 2-day vacation away from the kids this weekend. i am annoyed by this. not that they're taking a vacation without us (they're going to the most boring place on earth anyway, and they REALY need a vacation, which they haven't had for 12 years) but i am going to be stuck with Smelly for Sunday and Monday and when parents aren't here he gets REALY nasty, like seriously beat-me-with-a-belt and lock me in the garage all day nasty. eep.
don't worry, i'll be careful. there are many ways to smuggle things and i know them all. the coat is one, the hat is another, but that is mere childsplay compared to the strange places i can hide stuff. i was trained by the best, a kid who has to smuggle candy past his extremeist health obsessing hippie parents.
i'm happy for you, i really am. i hope you and Ethan get along okay this weekend....... and, um, i'm glad you're smarter than me, lol. \\// watch lots of star trek if you can, have as much fun as possible...... yeah, bye. i MIGHT be able to talk to you this afternoon but maybe not.... so if not, have a good weekend.
oops. that's next week, so it gives me time to plan and figure things out to do *wipes brow*
and i had another prom idea: fart candy. i have a little left over from the haloween job so i could put it in a bowl and leave it lying aorund.
okay.... so tell me about fart candy........ btw, my brother BROKE my whoopee cushion!!!!!!! i am annoyed!!!!!!
fart candy is easy. they eat the candy and have gas for a very long time. now the good thing about that is that it is silent gas but since this is the prom they will not let themselves go.
oh, i found something out today. DO NOT GRIND SULFER!!! appearently it explodes.
that's nothing. this guy at my school was dumb enough to eat chalk and drink mountain dew at the same time. he had such bad gas he had to go home sick and stay out of school another day. i will talk to you on Sunday evening, for sure. bye. \\//
ya, you told me about that. what an idiot.
well, i tried the sulfer thing once more, this time in a different way, and the results were much better, instead of temporary hearing loss in one ear i got a six inch hole in the directions to the crom, whcih i had on my desk next to my fire things.
new post coming ASAP
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